Alexander (Profession: World Conqueror)

I am a former world conqueror. After capturing most of the known world, I thought about retiring. I put on some weight. My various wives and girlfriends nagged me and I wanted to lose some weight. I worked out, and took some energy drinks. But, there was no coach telling me what I should take. I heard about Fitniceuticals from my conquerees and friends, and the wives haven’t complained since.

Atlas, (Profession: Titan)

I have been supporting the heavens for a few eons. I thought this workout would be enough. But, I feel tired everyday. Zeus blamed by diabetes and told me that my HbA1C was too high and my blood pressure was through the roof. I tried taking some natural supplements from my old friend Hippocrates, but, I didn’t know if the herbs he recommended interacted with my Coumadin, my diabetes or my blood pressure medicines. I heard about Fitniceuticals from a friend. Finally, there was someone who understood me. Dr. K was great. He listened to me and heard my concerns. We came up with a regimen that is right for me.

Hera (Profession: The original gorgeous woman)

I have been the most gorgeous woman ever....forever. I needed to change my look and wanted to move from a more waifish look to an athletic physique. Hercules has been training me, but I was not happy with the results. He talked to me about needing supplements to help me look better and healthier. He talked to me about Fitniceuticals. The prices seemed reasonable, and I managed to qualify.